tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
Seriously if yahoo takes out explicit content i’m leaving this site. Not like I come here for porn or anything but Yahoo has no right to make that change. All of us tumblr users post content that us as individuals like and we shouldn’t be limited because some corporate giant decided so. I won’t even go off saying fuck yahoo or anything because i’d rather this post remain as...
dustclouds: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
fuckoffcats: i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
sadhag: you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself
It’s super early but i’m all tired from crying earlier.
maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost. Why am I in the bathroom
Tomorrow is going to be cray.
diagnonsense: i think i hate taylor swift more than i hate lady gaga she’s a 13 year old living in a 23 year old’s body
Rose by Lee Hi is one of my fav songs now
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best boyfriend ever but no one will ever know
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
Is it weird to show your cat pictures of other cats? Because my friend wants to know
Weekends are back to being lonely. I was in a different mental place for awhile and the weekends were just boring and that was something easily dealt with. But now i’m lonely and talking to the people i’m talking too isn’t making me feel any differently.
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
methroid: if i ever go to a club i’ll just sit somewhere with my arms crossed and look extremely terrified and confused while i wait for someone to hit on me
THINGS I LIKE when people use my name in conversation when people say “this reminded me of you!” when people remember little things i say/do when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look
batreaux: antisocial antisocool aint I so cool
only-akuma: i rlly wana hit dj bc dis yaoi is perf
Plot Twist: You meet someone.
Bigger Plot Twist: You meet someone who has read all the same books as you and is obsessed with all the same stuff.
Even Bigger Plot Twist: They are of your preferred gender and find you attractive, then ask you out.
The Biggest Plot Twist Of Them All: They live in the same city as you.
The Plot Twist of All Plot Twists: They Exist